Laundry Should Not Make Me This Excited.

I am so excited! I just bought a mesh bag for when I wash my socks! My master plan goes as follows: I'm going to go through the apartment, top and bottom and stick EVERY sock I can find in it. THen, I will wash them. And, since they are contained, the neither the washer or dryer can eat them. And, afterwards, I can take my 2197843874343 socks and pair them up! And, hopefully, do away with my bag of random non matched socks. I can make sock monkeys out of them!